Especially The Lies is a shirt (for many people shapes, including larval stage ones), because I am tired of waiting.
Go forth, my loves. I will add things as I have them! …and probably buy my own shirt later.
(Did I want to make onesies or stationery cards? No. Did they show up automatically? Yes. Can I remove them? No. But hoodies became an option, so all is not lost.)
Ladies and gentlemen: the Garak-iest of Garak moments.
Garak: I killed a bunch of people
Garak: I interrogated and tortured people
Garak: I’m a spy. You basically can’t trust anything I say
Garak: lol I just shot two Cardassians and stabbed a dude
Me: Aw, he’s adorable
"Truth, Doctor, is in the eye of the beholder. I never tell the truth because I don’t believe there is such a thing" - Garak