VanVelding

overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:

mahvelbaby:

What kind of God would I be if I didn’t answer prayers?

Good Guy God Thor

mahvelbaby:

What kind of God would I be if I didn’t answer prayers?

Good ~~Guy~~ God Thor

Conversation I had while at work today.

Me: So what do you want to be for Halloween?
Little Girl: I think I should be Thor.
Her Mother: You know Thor's a boy right?
Little Girl: Yeah and I'm a girl and I want to be Thor.
Her Mother: Don't you want to be something pretty?
Little Girl: Thor is pretty.

under-base:

Loki: “Did you mourn?”
Thor: “We all did.”

- The Avengers

theavengersshouldnttext:

Thor: DEAR ANGRY GREEN ONE, I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING MOST EXCITING!

Bruce: What is it, Thor?

Thor: (whale)

Thor: IT IS A TEXTUAL MESSAGE RESEMBLING THE MIDGARDIAN ANIMAL OF A WHALE

Bruce: Thats cute

Thor: (whale)
Bruce: Okay, I get it

Thor:(whale)

Bruce: Do it one more time and you will be responsible for all wreckage that may occur

Thor: (baby whale)

Thor: IT IS AN INFANT

quillypen:

Last image is unnecessary, but I laughed so hard.